The Brew Review

April 1, 2006

Bell’s Cherry Stout

Filed under: American,Romance — brewreview @ 2:54 am


Nationality: American (Michigan)

Reviewed by: Oy Vey and Guinness Girl

Tastes like: Must Love Dogs


"Weird" – collective

"Undrinkable…almost. Well, Okay, I'd drink it all." – GG

Basically, it tastes like flat cherry coke with some Guinness in it. We really wanted to like it because the label is adorable.

"The label is so shabby chic." 

"Is the look on my face saying it all?" – OV [grimacing]

This is the equivalent of watching Must Love Dogs. You really want to like it, because it seems like it would be cute, but it's just a weird combo of tastes – cherry and Guinness? Ick. Kinda like how Diane Lane and John Cusack are a weird couple.

Plus, Must Love Dogs was equally unlikeable. Long discussion on how it kinda had a moral, where Diane Lane sleeps with the asshole character and never (at least during the movie) gets it on with the gem (John Cusack, although his character was way lame in the movie).



  1. I’m lucky enough to be in Michigan and get a steady diet of Bell’s. They make great beer, but this is not one of them.

    I’ve been hooked on Leinenkugel’s Sunset Wheat. Yum.

    Comment by t2ed — May 9, 2006 @ 1:23 pm | Reply

  2. Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Expiation!!

    Comment by Expiation — June 19, 2008 @ 12:11 pm | Reply

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