Nationality: Oddballs (Italian, Heineken Italia, that is)
Reviewed by: Oy Vey
Tastes like: Murder She Wrote or 60 Minutes*
I thought this beer would either be very bad or very good. It should be an emotional beer, right? It’s Italian! I was looking forward to something different.**
This was the most boring beer I’ve ever tasted. I could brush my teeth with this beer. I thought the dude with the Feds moustache and fedora would lend itself to some intrigue and mystery, but alas…none of it. It was as dull and predictable as a K-car. “Just the facts, ma’am.” This beer has so little soul that I found myself tapping my foot to 25 or 6 to 4.
*Editorial decision.
**When GG saw the bottle, she said “Oh! The Coors Light of Italy!” Of course! I confess I spent more of my time smoking crappy weed rather than drinking crappy beer in college. Just a preference, not a judgment. So, I’m embarrassed to admit I had never heard of such a thing as Moretti and was hopeful it was going to be a real adventure. Tant pis.
***Note from GG – no need to be embarrassed! I only know it b/c my sister and I drank it at Fiesole because it was cheapo. Our kind came in cans, though.
Reviewed at: Coco’s
