Reviewed by: Guinness Girl and Oy Vey
Nationality: German
Tastes like: Terms of Endearment or Chocolat
Comments:
“A little syrupy…but not as bad as that one.” – GG
“Nowhere near as bad as the World’s Greatest Beer.” – Oy Vey
“Lighter than Guinness. ‘Heavily bodied lager’ a la Wikipedia.” – Oy Vey
[both are quiet]
“Not as heavy and strong as it comes off to be.” – Oy Vey
“I’m kinda indifferent.” – GG
“Not bad….it’s just not my thing. Too malty. But I will finish drinking it. As will you. Unlike The World’s Greatest Beer. What the FUCK is THAT? You’re just ASKING to be shot down? Arrogant bastard.” – Oy Vey
“The purple’s very nice. It reminds me of Easter.” – Oy Vey
“Jesus purple. Doesn’t it remind you of Lent?” – Oy Vey
“Dude, Methodists don’t do Lent.” – Guinness Girl
[Insert lots of girly talk and instropection - whilst drinking this beer dry]
“Steel Magnolias? Chocolat? Babette’s Feast? Definitely a chick flick even though one wouldn’t necessarily think so because it’s on the heavier, maltier side. But that’s just how chicks are when they start talking for real. For REAL.” – collective
[yelled from bathroom door] “Terms of Endearment!!!!” – Oy Vey
“I sooo agree. Terms of Endearment or Chocolat it is.” – Guinness Girl
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